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The calendar says October 1st, which means normal life is officially suspended until November.
There are 12 months in a year.
Eleven of them are basically filler.
Then October shows up wearing a cape, carrying a pumpkin, and immediately starts rearranging the furniture.
WELCOME TO SPOOKY MONTH.
Yes, it is finally October 1st. The greatest month of the year has arrived, and somewhere right now, a skeleton is being dragged out of a storage box while someone argues over whether putting up Halloween decorations this early is "too soon."
It isn't.
It's October.
The rules have changed.


