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Horror Movies (Feature, Short, Student & Fan)
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For decades, humanity has laughed at the humble tomato.
We sliced it.
We diced it.
We turned it into ketchup.
We argued whether it belongs in fruit salad (it doesn't, and you know it).
The tomatoes remembered.
Now they're back in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence, proving once and for all that the world's most dangerous vegetable-that-is-technically-a-fruit has been hitting the gym while we weren't looking.
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Every horror fan has that argument.
"Actually, The Thing is the greatest."
"No, it's Halloween."
"What about Alien?"
Then someone in the back quietly whispers, "I really liked Leprechaun in Space..."
Security promptly escorts them from the building.
Look, horror is wonderfully subjective. Everyone has their favorites. But when the dust settles, the heads stop spinning, and the pea soup has finally been cleaned off the walls, one film still sits on the throne.
1973's The Exorcist.
Here's why.
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Good news, horror fans: Leslie Vernon is reportedly sharpening his machete, stretching his cardio muscles, and preparing to return in Behind the Mask II: The Return of Leslie Vernon.
A Quick Refresher: Who Is Leslie Vernon?
If you've never seen Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, imagine if Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and a motivational speaker had a baby.
Leslie is a wannabe legendary slasher who takes a documentary crew behind the scenes of his master plan. He explains everything: victim selection, chase pacing, dramatic entrances, and the importance of staying in shape.
Because apparently being a horror icon requires more cardio than a CrossFit instructor.
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Let's face it. Horror fans have developed a sixth sense.
Not for ghosts.
Not for demons.
Not even for masked killers hiding behind shower curtains.
We're talking about the supernatural ability to sniff out FREE horror movies.
If someone whispers, "There's a free streaming service with cult classics," horror fans will appear like zombies hearing the dinner bell.
Thankfully, Shout! TV is one of those glorious places where your credit card can stay safely locked away while your eyeballs feast on horror goodness. Better yet, it offers thousands of hours of movies and TV, plus live FAST channels, all completely free (with ads unless you spring for the inexpensive ad-free option).
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Read more: Shout! TV Is a Horror Fan's Secret Weapon (And It Won't Eat Your Wallet)
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The Shape finally logs on... and somehow says absolutely nothing.
Every horror fan has wondered the same thing:
"What would happen if Michael Myers did an AMA?"
After forty-plus years of stalking babysitters, surviving impossible injuries, and proving that walking is somehow faster than sprinting, Haddonfield's most famous resident has finally agreed to answer the internet's burning questions.
The rules were simple.
- Michael would answer every question.
- Michael would not speak.
- Michael would not remove the mask.
- Nobody would ask where he buys his coveralls.
That last rule lasted approximately twelve seconds.
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Read more: "I'm Michael Myers. I Don't Usually Do This. AMA."
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Canada has given the world many wonderful things: maple syrup, hockey, poutine, and a seemingly endless supply of actors Hollywood quietly steals. But buried somewhere between all of that national pride is a movie so rare that even some hardcore horror fans react to its name with, "Wait... that's a real movie?"
Welcome to Massacre Up North, one of the strangest and most elusive entries in the wonderfully weird world of Canuxploitation cinema.
Grab your toque, apologize to everyone in advance, and let's head into the frozen wilderness.
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Let's face it. Frankenstein's Monster has been gainfully employed for over 200 years.
Dracula takes long naps.
The Wolf Man only works during full moons.
The Mummy spends half his career unwrapping himself.
But Frankenstein's Monster? That giant green legend has accepted practically every acting job ever offered.
Need a horror icon?
Call Frankenstein.
Need a comedy?
Call Frankenstein.
Need a children's cartoon?
Call Frankenstein.
Need a sitcom where someone accidentally creates a monster using a toaster, three AA batteries, and a science fair volcano?
Frankenstein is already in wardrobe.
Welcome to the longest—and weirdest—acting career in horror history.
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Read more: Frankenstein's Monster Has the Greatest IMDb Résumé in Horror History
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Every horror fan has asked the important questions: Can Freddy get me in my dreams? Why does Jason hate camp counselors? How many times has Chucky been exploded?
But today we tackle the biggest mystery of all:
Just how old is Freddy Krueger?
Warning: the answer may cause back pain and an uncontrollable urge to yell at teenagers to get off your lawn.
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Read more: Just How Old Is Freddy Krueger? The Math Is More Terrifying Than The Movies
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There are horror movie timelines...
There are complicated horror movie timelines...
And then there's Friday the 13th, a franchise that looked at the concept of continuity, laughed hysterically, grabbed a machete, and buried it somewhere in Crystal Lake.
Trying to explain the Friday the 13th timeline is like trying to untangle Christmas lights while someone repeatedly throws hockey masks at your face. But don't worry—we've done the impossible so you don't have to.
Welcome to Camp Confusion.
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Read more: The Friday the 13th Timeline Explained (Or... Why Jason Needs a Better Calendar)






