The Horror Villains Hollywood Left to Rot
The Horror Villains Hollywood Left to Rot

Horror has never been particularly good at letting dead villains stay dead.

Freddy comes back. Jason comes back. Michael comes back. Pinhead has probably returned from places that would make the average GPS burst into flames.

But there are plenty of horror villains who appeared once—or at least never got the proper sequel treatment—and then disappeared into the horror movie graveyard.

That is a crime.

Some of these killers had unforgettable designs. Others had bizarre supernatural abilities. A few were barely explained at all, which, frankly, is exactly what makes them interesting.

So let's fix Hollywood's mistake.

Here are five horror villains who desperately deserve sequels, presented in the exact order they deserve to invade our nightmares again.

1. Horace Pinker — Shocker (1989)

Before Mitch Pileggi became forever associated with The X-Files, he played one of horror's most gloriously insane villains: Horace Pinker in Wes Craven's Shocker.

Pinker is a serial killer who discovers that death isn't necessarily the end of his career.

After being executed in the electric chair, Pinker somehow becomes a supernatural entity capable of traveling through electrical systems.

Yes.

The electricity itself becomes his murder highway.

It's one of those wonderfully ridiculous late-'80s horror concepts that sounds completely bonkers on paper—and somehow becomes even more entertaining when you see it on screen.

And that's exactly why Pinker deserves another movie.

Pinker Had Unlimited Potential

The biggest problem with Shocker isn't Pinker.

It's that the movie barely scratches the surface of what you could do with him.

Imagine a modern sequel where Pinker returns through:

  • Smartphones
  • Smart TVs
  • Security cameras
  • Computers
  • Power grids
  • Electric vehicles
  • Internet-connected appliances
  • Artificial intelligence

The possibilities are horrifying.

Imagine turning off the lights in your house and hearing Pinker's voice coming through your smart speaker.

Or watching your television suddenly switch channels by itself.

Or getting a notification on your phone from someone who died decades ago.

"Miss me?"

That could be fantastic.

The Villain We Need in the Streaming Era

Pinker was practically designed for modern technology.

Back in 1989, electricity meant televisions, telephones and household appliances.

Today?

Everything is connected.

A sequel could turn the entire modern world into Pinker's playground.

And because Pinker isn't just another guy with a knife, the filmmakers could go completely supernatural with him.

A sequel could be called Shocker: Power Surge or Shocker 2: High Voltage.

And yes, someone absolutely needs to make that happen.

Because if we're going to live in a world where our refrigerators have Wi-Fi, we might as well let Horace Pinker murder us through one.

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