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#10 The Ancient Book Is Always Read Aloud
Nobody ever finds an ancient book written in a language they don't understand and says:
“Interesting. I'll leave this alone.”
Instead:
“I wonder what this says.”
Then they find someone who can translate it.
Then they read it aloud.
Then Hell opens.
Then everyone acts surprised.
At some point, humanity needs to stop reading mysterious books aloud.
Maybe just bookmark it.
