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#6 “Did You Hear That?”
Yes.
Everybody heard it.
The audience heard it.
The dog heard it.
The people watching the movie in the next room heard it.
Even the neighbors heard it.
And yet somebody still asks:
“Did you hear that?”
This is usually followed by:
“I'll go check.”
No.
You will not.
You will sit on the couch.
You will lock the doors.
You will call the police.
You will not investigate the sound coming from the room that looks like it was designed by Satan personally.
