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The Man Has Helped Turn Halloween Into a Lifestyle
For most of us, Halloween is one day.
October 31.
Costumes.
Candy.
Scary movies.
Possibly drinking something pumpkin-flavored because apparently everything has to be pumpkin-flavored now.
For Jimmy Champane?
Halloween is apparently a year-round lifestyle choice.
April?
Halloween.
June?
Halloween.
Friday the 13th?
Halloween.
Wedding?
Halloween.
YouTube?
Halloween.
Somebody mentions a knife?
HALLOWEEN.
A quiet suburban neighborhood?
HALLOWEEN.
A guy standing motionless in the distance?
Definitely Halloween.
At this point, if Jimmy ever starts a gardening channel, we're going to assume the first episode is titled:
“10 Things You Didn't Notice About Michael Myers' Favorite Shrubs.”
And we'd watch it.
